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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the ...

Joke of Day - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 19:59
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there."

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.

"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have - meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.

The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.

"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."

The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."

Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.

The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.

He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."

Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.

"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here ..."
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Batman: Under The Red Hood

Movie New Releases - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 04:00

There's a mystery afoot in Gotham City when a shadowy vigilante known only as Red Hood (voiced by Jensen Ackles) sets his mind to stalking Batman (Bruce Greenwood) and his former sidekick, Dick Grayson (Neil Patrick Harris) -- who now goes by the heroic name of Nightwing. But the duo can't get too distracted, lest they fall prey to three familiar nemeses: the Joker (John Di Maggio), Ra's al Ghul (Jason Isaacs) and Black Mask (Wade Williams).
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Clash of the Titans

Movie New Releases - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 04:00

If he is to save the life of the beautiful Princess Andromeda (Alexa Davalos), the valiant Perseus (Sam Worthington) -- born to a god but raised as a man -- must lead a team of intrepid warriors on a quest to battle a host of powerful, beastly enemies. This sweeping fantasy epic, a remake of the 1981 hit, also stars Liam Neeson as Zeus, Ralph Fiennes as Hades, Danny Huston as Poseidon and Gemma Arterton as Io.
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Titanic 2

Movie New Releases - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 04:00

Titanic irony looms when the new luxury cruise liner Titanic 2, setting sail a century after the sinking of its ill-starred namesake, seems destined to come to a similarly soggy end when an ocean tsunami pushes an iceberg into its path. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration researcher Kim Patterson (Brooke Burns) and Coast Guard Capt. James Maine (Bruce Davison) lead the bid to save the giant ship and its passengers from annihilation.
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Ben 10: Alien Force: Vol. 8

Movie New Releases - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 04:00

Extraordinary teen Ben Tennyson (voiced by Yuri Lowenthal) extends his out-of-this world adventures in this eighth volume of animated episodes culled from the third season of the hit Cartoon Network series "Ben 10: Alien Force." There's no time to hesitate when the power-hungry Vilgax (James Remar) sets his sights on taking over planet Earth. But when Ben throws the Omnitrix into overdrive, there are unintended consequences.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles Forever

Movie New Releases - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 04:00

Old foes die hard when a portal glitch brings the modern-day Ninja Turtles mask-to-mask not just with their goofy earlier incarnations but with archenemy Shredder and his counterpart Ch'rell, who plot to eliminate two sets of Turtles with one stone. The transdimensional travel miles add up as the baddies head to the Prime Universe, while Turtles old and new marshal swords, skills and the Party Wagon to overtake them.
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The Docks of New York

Movie New Releases - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 04:00

When burly seaman Bill Roberts (George Bancroft) sees a young woman trying to drown herself in the East River, he jumps in to rescue her -- but soon comes to realize that much more will be required to save her from her desperate straits. Also starring Betty Compson, this gritty look at life on New York City's early 20th century waterfront is among several brilliantly crafted silent films from acclaimed director Josef von Sternberg.
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The Last Command

Movie New Releases - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 04:00

Emil Jannings earned a Best Actor Oscar for his nuanced portrayal of Sergius Alexander, an aristocratic czarist general deposed during the Bolshevik Revolution who ultimately escapes to America and ekes out a living as a Hollywood extra. But his past catches up with him when director Lev Andreyev (William Powell), a former adversary sent to jail by Alexander, casts the erstwhile general in a film about the Russian revolt.
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$5 a Day

Movie New Releases - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 04:00

When con man Nat (Christopher Walken) convinces his straitlaced son, Flynn (Alessandro Nivola), to join him on a road trip, the two learn a few things about each other as they drive to New Mexico, attempting to live on no more than $5 a day. While they scam their way across the country, Flynn deals with the resentment he feels for his estranged father. (Flynn once served jail time for one of Nat's shady deals.) Amanda Peet and Sharon Stone co-star.
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City Island

Movie New Releases - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 04:00

When he recognizes his son, Tony (Steven Strait), whom he hasn't seen in more than 20 years, among a crop of new inmates in the jail where he works, Vince Rizzo (Andy Garcia) decides to bring the troubled young man home with him, much to the surprise of his wife and kids. Writer-director Raymond De Felitta helms by this offbeat comedy that also stars Julianna Margulies, Emily Mortimer, Dominik Garcia-Lorido and Alan Arkin.
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Dark Arc

Movie New Releases - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 04:00

In this black comedy, oddball artist Viscount Laris (Dan Zukovic) becomes entangled with beguiling cosmetician Juxta (Sarah Strange) and joins her in a project to manipulate the life of Ed Smith (Kurt Max Runte), a hapless graphic designer, through a series of cleverly staged events. But when Juxta unexpectedly falls for Ed, sentiments among the odd triangle of personalities become even more complicated and ominous.
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Group Sex

Movie New Releases - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 04:00

After tailing his dream girl into a sex addict support group meeting, Andy (Josh Cooke) concocts a fake identity and tries to fit in. But as he woos the object of his desire, the fake sexaholic struggles to keep his real life from falling apart. Directed by Lawrence Trilling, this outrageous romantic comedy co-stars Greg Grunberg (who co-wrote the screenplay) and features Tom Arnold, Lisa Lampanelli and Henry Winkler.
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The Back-Up Plan

Movie New Releases - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 04:00

When Zoe (Jennifer Lopez) tires of looking for Mr. Right, she decides to have a baby on her own. But on the day she's artificially inseminated, she meets Stan (Alex O'Loughlin), who seems to be just who she's been searching for all her life. Now, Zoe has to figure out how to make her two life's dreams fit with each other. Alan Poul directs this hilarious, heartfelt tale of confusion, confession and romantic slapstick.
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Addicted to Her Love

Movie New Releases - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 04:00

Jonah Brand (John Patrick Amedori) isn't necessarily the type of guy who would interest ultra-hot Sara Weller (Lizzy Caplan). But when she and her friends find out he works at a pharmacy, they charm him into their circle and gain his trust with manipulative fawning. Jonah knows he's playing with danger, but it's tough to resist the game. Daryl Hannah and D.J. Cotrona co-star in this grizzly tale of addiction and obsession.
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Dorian Gray

Movie New Releases - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 04:00

When London artist Basil Hallward (Ben Chaplin) paints a portrait of the young and beautiful Dorian Gray (Ben Barnes), the subject is so taken with his own image that he declares he'd do anything to keep his looks -- even if it meant selling his soul. The plot thickens when his wish is granted, but even the painting can't mask the true nature of Dorian's inner beauty. Colin Firth co-stars in this period drama based on the novel by Oscar Wilde.
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One Night

Movie New Releases - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 04:00

On an eventful summer night, 15 New Yorkers -- including an actor (Christian Campbell), a talent scout (Bill Sage) and a middle-aged woman (Melissa Leo) -- descend on a hip rock club, where they anxiously mingle with each other, trying to attract or preserve love in their lives. Written and directed by Michael Knowles, this ensemble drama also stars Michael Muhney, Paola Mendoza, Aaron Staton, Donnamarie Recco and Billy Lush.
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The Bad Mother's Handbook

Movie New Releases - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 04:00

Moonstruck sixth-form misfit Daniel Gale (Robert Pattinson) woos mouthy schoolmate Charlotte Cooper (Holly Grainger) but finds himself swapping bouquets for baby advice when she shares the secret that she might be pregnant in this charming slice-of-teen-life comedy-drama. Daniel's fancy proves more than fair weather as Charlotte heads gamely toward a future her own single mum, Karen (Catherine Tate), is determined won't turn out as hers did.
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The Least Among You

Movie New Releases - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 04:00

Black college graduate Richard Kelly (Cedric Sanders) reluctantly accepts a plea bargain requiring him to spend two semesters at an all-white seminary after he's wrongly accused of crimes committed during the 1965 Watts riots. Facing bigotry on all sides, he's close to cracking until he meets an elderly custodian (Louis Gossett Jr.) who helps him navigate the trials of racism. Lauren Holly also stars in this indie drama inspired by a true story.
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Dream Boy

Movie New Releases - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 04:00

Shortly after his family moves to a backwater Louisiana town, shy teen Nathan (Stephan Bender) makes advances toward his handsome fellow student, Roy (Maximillian Roeg), and soon their relationship blossoms into a secret romantic affair. Though constrained by a homophobic community and Nathan's abusive father, things take an unexpected turn when the truth eventually comes out. James Bolton directs and co-writes this drama.
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Survival of the Dead

Movie New Releases - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 04:00

Rebel military man Crocket (Alan Van Sprang) and his band of rogue soldiers seek refuge from the living dead, only to land squarely in a family feud between the undead-hating O'Flynns and the Muldoons, a cure-seeking clan determined to help their zombie kinfolk. Cult horror master George A. Romero rises again to deliver another delicious zombie fest where the festering question is: Can a caring family coexist with their flesh-eating loved ones?
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