
A facial helps to maintain a healthy image, freeing pores of excess oil and lips of excess cookie crumbs. Brush off the evidence with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a mini spa package at Laser Hair Removal of NY & Electrolysis by Celina in Richmond Hill. The package includes:
The image experts at Laser Hair Removal of NY & Electrolysis by Celina enhance guests' façades through an array of aesthetic services such as the European facial. After composing a cleansing regimen that may include products from Murad and similar lines, therapists refresh façades by hydrating skin and removing leftover eggnog mustaches.
Once mugs are fully mollycoddled, aestheticians lead clients to the HydroMassage unit. Delivering hands-free bodywork, HydroMassage allows patrons to relax fully clothed while waves of water roll beneath a cushy barrier. As the mini tsunamis wash against the body, muscles relinquish tension and become as relaxed as an undefeated tortoise after another winning race.
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Learning how to read is like learning how to ride a bike: without proper instruction, it’s all too easy to end up in a bush. Swiftly study sentences with today’s Groupon: for $129, you get a six-hour Speed Reading 101 class from Speedlearning Institute (a $695 value). Classes are held every Saturday or Sunday from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., including five hours of class time and one hour for lunch.
Utilized by presidential campaigns, national corporations, and students studying for college-entry exams, Speedlearning Institute’s array of educational techniques aims to boost reading speeds and comprehension abilities by up to 300%. During each six-hour Speed Reading 101 session, instructors divulge the institute’s guiding principles, designed to alleviate common reading snafus and the fear of fast-talking bookshelves. Tutors enlighten students on such subjects as overlining, a speed-enhancing practice that involves directing eyes above words, and subvocalization, the concept of hearing written text mentally, which can impede one’s reading pace. The informative seminar also discloses methods that, like meditating while chanting every name from grandma’s high-school yearbook, can increase concentration and long-term memory skills up to 95%.
All attendees receive an instructional manual and the institute’s own RasterMaster laser pen, a tool designed to expand peripheral vision and bolster at-home speed-reading practice. Geared toward high-school students to help prepare them for standardized tests and college-placement exams, this course also assists students in improving scores on graduate-level exams such as the LSAT or GRE.
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The right amount of wax peeled off with enough force can lift every hair from a patch of skin or every yak from a mountain range. Use leverage with today's Groupon to Thread. Choose between the following options:
Thread's skilled depilators eradicate unwanted strands from the body using warm wax and the ancient practice of threading. During meticulous threading sessions, a twisted cotton thread lassos each straggling strand above the eye to the cheers of an invisible rodeo audience, leaving arches clean and natural looking. Warm honey wax applied over intimate areas adheres to hairs, uprooting multiple patches at once. The aesthetician never double dips, drawing the clean wax from a disposable cup or brand-new beer stein. Waxed surfaces remain smooth for three to five weeks.
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In the past, photo prints were done with a gigantic Polaroid, but they never developed properly because nobody was big enough to shake the massive canvases. Harness the power of the digital age with today's Groupon for a photo-print reproduction on gallery-wrapped canvas from Picture It On Canvas, including shipping, handling, and tax. Choose from the following options:
With a quick, electron-enabled visit to Picture It On Canvas's product descriptions and a photon-carried look at its how-to template, customers can dive into the intersecting worlds of art, interior décor, and science. Snappers select a prize digital or analog photo from their archives and then use the online order form to begin the photomorphosis.
Picture It On Canvas's canvases are made of archival-quality material, which is thicker, more durable, and less likely to get stuffed into a roommate's back pocket and creased than the traditional photo-paper medium. Its thick-bar gallery wrap caresses the 1.5-inch-thick edges of pieces with a snug, canvasy embrace that's suitable for hanging without a frame. Customers can consult the FAQs with questions about canvases or to help determine whether the clouds above their homes are the cumulus variety.
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Unlike sleeping in a hayloft, going out for brunch is an easy way to wake up to the aromas of bacon. Arrange a tasty wake-up call with today’s Groupon: for $22, you get brunch for two at McGarry’s Pub & Restaurant, valid 11 a.m.–4 p.m. on Saturday or Sunday (a $53.90 total value). The brunch includes:
At McGarry’s, grill maestros imbue hearty Irish influences into the brunch menu's smattering of classic American dishes. Two customizable eggs lay the foundation upon which the sprawling Irish breakfast builds an easily penetrable fortress out of irish bacon and sausage, fried tomato, and black and white pudding. Eggs benedict enlists english muffins to hoist poached eggs out from a flood of hollandaise sauce, and McGarry’s burger sheaths 8 ounces of fresh ground beef in swiss cheese and sautéed mushrooms. In addition, an endless stream of beverages carries bites away to where they can never be bullied by forks again. A vibrant crimson exterior welcomes guests to McGarry’s, where hardwood floors and a sleek, glossy wood bar dwell amid multiple high-definition TVs and complimentary WiFi access. On fair-weather days, patrons can make merry in the eatery’s roomy, fenced beer garden, replete with umbrella-shaded tables and petunias that beg for sips of customers' lagers.
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Regular bites of international cuisine stave off taste buds' boredom to keep them from lazily telling the brain that everything tastes like air. Keep your palate honest with today's Groupon to Paradise Garden Restaurant in Brooklyn. Choose between the following options:
Each dinner includes the following per person:
With bright neon accents, Paradise Garden beckons diners to taste an upscale meld of international cuisines in a multilevel, bayside locale complete with music and a shimmering disco ball. Achieve what nuclear physicists only dream of with a platter of cold fusion starters such as the tomato-goat-cheese tower orbited by portobellos in balsamic reduction. Entrees range from Middle Eastern–inspired pork shish kebabs luxuriating in onion-fennel sauce to the American classic new york steak in a veal demi-glace. Atlantic salmon with capers and dill vies with Chilean sea bass in champagne sauce to represent the underwater nations of the world, and the rosemary-glazed lamb chop betrays its New Zealand origins with a delightful accent.
Entranced epicures gaze out over the bay through massive one-way windows or tap their toes to a live band every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Swing and Latin jams⎯ occasionally sparked by live renditions of current American and Russian pop hits⎯draw dancers to the central, circular floor. Paradise Garden's multilevel building also boasts a tropical-themed outdoor bistro, the Oceanfront Jungle Café, which is great for enjoying a fair-weather cocktail or practicing your rhinoceros call.
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Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, vagabonds, and royals pretending to be regular people for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon to Casa Organic Dry Cleaners & Custom Tailoring. Choose between its Chelsea or Upper East Side locations, then choose between the following options:
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Casa Organic Dry Cleaners rids wardrobes of dirt and odor with organic wet-cleaning technology, meaning only nontoxic substances such as water and biodegradable soap are allowed to touch, clean, or slow dance with clothes. This EPA-approved cleaning process is entirely safe for families and the environment, and is able to clean a whole slew of garments and cloth-based household wares, from coats ($16), pants ($7), and sweaters ($14) to down jackets ($35) and duvet covers ($25). As an added bonus, customers will receive a 20% discount on tailoring services during their Groupon visits.
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Imprisoned by their own function, eyelashes exist solely to protect eyes from debris, such as dust and escaping eyelashes. Give lashes a higher purpose with today's Groupon to Aimee Salon & Spa in Forest Hills. Choose between the following options:
Aimee Salon & Spa employs an extensive staff of stylists who boost lash volume and length with eyelash extensions. One-by-one, stylists meticulously affix synthetic strands to clients' natural lashes using a pair of tweezers and a strong adhesive. Within 60 minutes, lashes and their piggybacked counterparts mimic the boldness of mascara without its unsightly clumps, streaks, or commitment issues. Aimee Salon & Spa further embraces contemporary and conventional fashion by contrasting the stately furniture in its waiting area with modern accents such as exposed brick, vibrant red walls, and electricity.
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Unlike pop quizzes, horror movies, and sleepwalks through boiler rooms, a gym membership allows visitors to decide for themselves when they want to sweat. Add purpose to perspiration with today's Groupon to Sheraton Fitness, located in the Sheraton in Midtown. Choose from the following options:
Sheraton Fitness arrays 8,000 square feet of gym space with equipment, relaxing amenities, and fitness classes both in and out of the water. Machines and free weights prompt practiced heaves, and cardio gear and circuit training boost heart rates. Motivation springs from fellowship during group classes such as Pilates, cardio kickboxing, strength training, and yoga on the rooftop, which prompts guests to perform sun salutations until they receive light signals from passing satellites that mean “good form” or “a meteoroid wants to be where you are.” For tailored fitness instruction, NCAA-certified personal trainers compose workouts based on clients' weight-loss and toning goals. Visitors can swim laps and splash their way through aqua aerobics course in a 50-foot pool in addition to sprawling out in the steam room, lounging in the sauna, or taking up parasol portraiture on the outdoor sun deck.
Though Sheraton Fitness sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
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Fondue, like a hot tub, is often enjoyed with a group of close friends but can be ruined by a single ill-timed splash. Dine with dainty dips with today's Groupon to Disiac Lounge. Choose between two options:
For $14, you get a fondue package for two people (up to a total $28 value). The package includes:
For $27, you get a fondue package for three or four people (up to a total $56 value). The package includes:
The culinary sorcerers at Disiac Lounge enchant appetites with bubbling cauldrons of cheese and chocolate that invite repeated dips amid the bar's mosaic of neon lights. Upon redeeming reservations, parties of two, three, or four noshers submerge lanced veggies and crackers in a kettle of liquid curds tapped from Wisconsin's artesian cheese wells, and juicy strawberries and bananas twirl into steaming pots of molten chocolate. Sweet and dry wines add refined spirits to dip-fueled free-for-alls, and fruity peach sangria reminds flag collectors of the Georgia Dome's brief secession from the United States.
Profilers from New York magazine praise Disiac Lounge for its mesmerizing neon-squared bar, and maintain the bar's real draw lies in "pleasant patio … laden with lanterns and Moroccan-style poufs for perching." Readers also chimed in with an almost-perfect 9 out of 10 review, only previously achieved when Roger Ebert reviewed the film adaptation of Ebert: An Autobiography.
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The bell became the preferred way to signal Wall Street's opening after using a truck's air horn resulted in traders passing in front of the podium, pumping their arms up and down in an effort to get the horn blown again. Fine-tune your financial signals with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get five online stock-trading courses from Lex van Dam Trading Academy (a $630 value).
A professional hedge-fund manager and one-time trader with Goldman Sachs, Lex van Dam opened a trading academy to teach Main Street folks of all skill levels to turn a profit in the stock market. The online academy organizes material into five 40-minute modules based on the basic principles of successful trading, including chart analysis and risk management. Aspiring marketeers learn to make savvy trades based on a deep understanding of the market, rather than from newspaper predictions or company horoscopes. Company-evaluation modules reveal which financial numbers matter and which are irrelevant, and trading psychology teaches students to make smart trades without letting emotions sway them. Groupon-holders can watch each module up to five times, ultimately gaining enough insight to potentially design strong personal portfolios. Lex van Dam taught several novices to out-trade pros on BBC's Million Dollar Traders, a reality show that turned ordinary people into profitable market wizards and insufferably smug Monopoly players.
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Movies are one of three things that keep people awake in the dark, the other two being boogeymen and debates about which pet to include in the inheritance. Keep eyes and ears open with today's Groupon to any one of AMC Theatres' locations nationwide. Choose between the following options:
After buying this Groupon you'll receive tickets by mail in 7-14 days. The Groupon voucher can't be redeemed at theatres. See the fine print for more details. AMC Silver Experience tickets do not expire and exclude admission to any movie within 10-14 days of its original release date and special engagements.
For more than 85 years, AMC Theatres has dazzled eyeballs with the latest films from Hollywood’s brightest luminaries. A network of more than 300 theatres dots the maps of 30 states and Washington, DC, with many locations sporting at least 14 screens and immersive digital surround sound. Tiered stadium-style seating keeps sightlines unobstructed, helping moviegoers to take in flicks even when seated behind noted Chicago Sun-Times film critic Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Moviegoers can peruse the list of films currently in theatres on AMC's website or take a gander at the list of upcoming attractions.
While eyes observe on-screen action, mouths can pause between oohs and aahs to devour warm popcorn, icy Coca-Cola, or cool Junior Mints plucked from the concession area’s well-stocked larder (not included in the cost of today's Groupon). Moviegoers can also munch on the Smart MovieSnacks bundle, a collection of health-minded snacks found at many theatres including Chiquita fruit chips, Odwalla trail-mix bars, and bottles of crystal-clear Dasani water.
AMC Theatres' movie ticket prices vary by market.
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Without delis, sandwiches would have to be made from bite-size animals, and take-a-number machines would be forced to work as counting aids for the easily distracted. Tally pastrami with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $24 worth of deli fare, bagels, pastries, and groceries at Murray's Sturgeon Shop. This Groupon is not valid for smoked fish or caviar.
Murray's Sturgeon Shop, vociferously praised by critics at Zagat and New York magazine, carries on a tradition of excellence in grocery and deli service it started in 1946. Manhattan classics line the shelves, such as bagels in poppy, sesame, or pumpernickel varietals ($5.50/half dozen) and house-made cream cheese infused with tasty toppings ($8–$11/lb.), and international artisanal cheeses ($12.99–$21.99/half lb.) make excellent allegory fodder when combined in a melting pot. Kosher salami recalls old New York with a characteristic blend of garlic, spices, and American dreams ($5.99/half lb.), and hand-pickled herring arrives mouthside sporting cream or wine sauce ($3.49/fillet). Rugelach, crumb cake, and noodle pudding headline on the pastry stage, and dried fruits and assorted nuts sate snack cravings.
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Before the invention of tortillas, people tried stuffing fajita fillings into myriad casings, which could leave one wondering whether whacking a piñata would lead to a rain of candy or carne asada. Celebrate a less risky food-delivery method with today’s Groupon to Comales Restaurant in Corona. Choose between the following options:
For $25, you get a dinner for two (up to a $53.96 total value). The dinner includes the following:
For $39, you get a dinner for four (up to a $107.92 total value). The dinner includes the following:
Comales Restaurant’s spice-savvy chefs craft a menu brimming with authentic Mexican dishes. Appetizers kick off dinners and warm up jaws for synchronized chewing routines as groups devour house-made guacamole with Hass avocados or dip into rajas poblanas—a roasted poblano pepper with onions and a special handmade cream cheese to cool the pepper’s mild heat. Entrees such as juicy, whole rotisserie chickens fill bellies more effectively than their meat-free balloon-animal counterparts, and corn tortillas form an edible gift wrap as diners present tongues with the fajita bandera’s boon of chopped steak, green peppers, and onions. Chefs fry up creamy ice cream for a sweet finish to meals, challenging spoons to crack the crispy batter and mine the inside for frozen treasure.
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Italian dining culture is designed to nurture connections with loved ones, from its hours-long multicourse meals to the traditional weaving of friendship bracelets from spaghetti. Reach out across piled-high plates with today's Groupon: for $60, you get a three-course southern Italian dinner for two at Destino (up to a $156 total value). The dinner includes:
Born in Eastern Europe near the Italian border, executive chef Mario Curko draws upon four decades of gustatory know-how to fill occasional celeb hangout Destino with a menu of homestyle southern Italian cuisine. Garlic-flavored Renaissance-style oil-on-canvas murals swoop all along the ceiling over quilted banquettes and white tablecloths where appetizers such as sautéed mussels and house-made meatballs rest in simple, elegant preparations. An entree of parmesan-encrusted chicken breast basks in lemon-vermouth sauce laden with roasted tomato and asparagus; mussels, clams, shrimp, and fresh fish of the day all catch themselves in the frutti de mare's net; and a new york strip steak ensures that even finicky Statues of Liberty can find a dinner option.
A wine list rambles from California whites through dozens of regional Italian reds. Dessert ushers four flavors of homemade gelato onto spoons or directly onto tongues and invites adventurous forks to traverse layers of tiramisu and the Lady M 20-layer cake.
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Pasta is among the world's most versatile dishes: it pairs well with any sauce, comes in endless textures, and never complains about being thrown at the wall. Test pasta's limits with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of Italian cuisine for lunch and dinner at Angelina’s Ristorante on Staten Island.
Cooks at Angelina’s Ristorante whip up menus of traditional and innovative Italian cuisine, garnering high praise from Awe magazine, which calls the eatery “the best upscale restaurant on Staten Island.” Starters and salads tempt tongues with selections such as the vongole oreganata—baked little-neck clams— ($16), or the tre colori salad's mix of arugula, endives, and radicchio ($12) that does for taste buds what mobiles do for infants. Pasta dishes such as the spaghettini al pomodoro fresco ($16) present a palatable texture, and grilled Scottish salmon ($29) ratchets up healthy protein consumption. In the costoletta di vitello romagnola, a pounded, breaded veal chop sports a drizzle of balsamic dressing ($40), also known as the traditional accouterment culinary-school prom queens wear instead of tiaras. As they munch, diners may take in Angelina’s opulent, romantic décor—surrounded by crown molding and grand mosaics within its multistory mansion that boasts waterfront views.
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Like history’s greatest con men, oysters are renowned for their refined taste and propensity to impersonate John D. Rockefeller. Catch them if you can with today's Groupon: for $29, you get oysters and cocktails at Beebo Seafood & Raw Bar (up to a $78 total value). The package includes:
Beebo's expansive selection of daily catches, raw oysters, and gourmet cocktails crown the tables in its sleek, chandelier-lit dining room. A curved raw bar topped with sparkling chips of ice houses fresh Blue Point, half shells of Fanny Bay, and bouquets of Pine Island Flower oysters. Nearby mixologists shake top-shelf liquors over ice to craft signature martinis or fill flutes with effervescent champagne behind the bar's iridescent tiling. A wall of banquets upholstered in gold-toned jacquard faces matching chairs beneath the sprawling eatery's soft recessed lighting and exposed stone walls etched with hieroglyphic knock-knock jokes.
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Although blurry vision makes everyday life seem soft and romantic, it also means there's a good chance you've just proposed to a tree. Sharpen your senses with today's Groupon to Diamond Vision. Choose between the following options:
Diamond Vision's eye-wise doctors adjust unfocused socket balls with LASIK, a technology that tackles nearsightedness, farsightedness, and astigmatism. After a microkeratome blade forms a miniscule flap in the cornea, an excimer laser delivers a beam of photons to restructure the cornea and improve its communications with the retina. After the laser departs and shuts the flap behind it, the slit seals and heals with the simple wave of a pinky and an afterthought about the future. The entire procedure takes about three minutes, and many people are able to drive or harpoon a moving piñata without a vision aid the next day. Alternatively, PRK applies the laser's sculptural powers directly to the surface of the cornea, with no need to cut a flap. Though the recovery period tends to be longer, some patients prefer PRK for its preservation of more corneal tissue, greater ease of follow-up procedures, and shorter acronym.
Patients can further customize their corneal makeover by opting for the Intralase LASIK procedure, which improves night vision, allowing patients to find their way in the dark without having to leave the refrigerator door open all night. One's candidacy for either procedure will be determined at a free initial consultation; those who do not qualify for the surgery will receive a refund of the Groupon price.
Diamond Vision's fabled clientele includes a menagerie of celebrities such as Tiki Barber, Mickey Rourke, and Tito Nieves, the reigning king of salsa. Decades of research, development, and practice have refined LASIK's eye-mending technology, so customers can rest assured knowing a career in dart throwing or seeing around corners is not only possible, it's definitely possible.
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Mind and body operate in tandem, which is why stress causes headaches and slamming your hand in the door makes you forget math. Restore your faculties with today's Groupon to Green Zen Organic Spa. Choose from the following options:
For $49, you get a spa package (a $180 value) that includes the following:
For $99, you get a spa package (a $256 value) that includes the following:
For $189, you get a spa package for two (a $512 value) that includes the following:
Green Zen Organic Spa carves out a tranquil oasis amid Manhattan's chaotic bustle, soothing bodies with organic Eminence products and healing crystals amid lamplit green and amber walls. The Pure Zen hydrating facial, specially suited for dehydrated complexions, refreshes frontispieces with antioxidant-packed Eminence products that cull nutrients from herbs, fruit, flowers, and Flintstones vitamins. After a mild coconut or chamomile cleanse, a strawberry-rice powder tightens pores and exfoliates with natural salicylic and lactic acids. A steam-infused facial massage sinks products deep into the skin, relieving aches from hyper-extended smiles, and a final nourishing mask infuses pores with nutrients. Afterward, the Crystal Bright eye treatment helps to brighten dark circles, reduce puffy skin, and diminish fine lines.
Alternatively, the organic facial combines antioxidants and phytonutrients found in acai and blueberries, alongside Biocomplex and Homeostatine formulas, to boost elasticity and leave mature or fatigued skin looking as youthful as a toddler wrapped in coloring books. Then the 60-minute therapeutic massage unwinds muscle and energy knots to leave limbs soothed and refreshed. The mimosa champagne sugar scrub comprehensively coddles skin with a blend of raw cane sugar, mimosa body lotion, and massage oil from Tokay and Champagne grapes. When the sugar granules exfoliate bodily pores, the lotion's orange essential oils wield antiseptic and anti-inflammatory properties, clearing a path for the calming champagne oil to soothe and shine moisturized skin until therapists can see their reflection in it.
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Live music touches the soul in a way that a child’s laugh or a cloud’s incessant screaming never can. Absorb atmospheric melodies with today's Groupon to the Tibet House US XXII Annual Benefit Concert on Monday, February 13, at 7:30 p.m. at Carnegie Hall. Choose between the following options:
Upon purchase, customers will be redirected to an outside URL. Each ticket will have a $6 processing fee, not included in this Groupon.
The Tibet House US XXII Annual Benefit Concert stages an evening’s worth of star-filled entertainment to benefit and spotlight Tibetan culture. Seated along the walls of a picturesque balcony, attendees can peer down at performances from Lou Reed, James Blake, Philip Glass, Laurie Anderson, Das Racist, Stephin Merritt, Antony, Rahzel, and Dechen Shak-Dagsay in what organizer Glass called “a celebration of a culture which is surviving in a way no one expected it would.” The concert will take place on the historic Perelman Stage, renowned for its acoustics and Italian Renaissance design rife with white walls, gold fixtures, and graffiti tags from Michelangelo.
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